The Hunting Song lyrics song by Tom Lehrer

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Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the
newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression
that he was a deer with a red hat perhaps, maybe a large flesh-colored
squirrel. At any rate, it seems to me that this marks an encouraging new
trend in the field of blood sports, and deserves a new type of hunting song
which I present herewith.

I always will remember,
'Twas a year ago November,
I went out to hunt some deer
On a mornin' bright and clear.
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I was in no mood to trifle,
I took down my trusty rifle
And went out to stalk my prey.
What a haul I made that day.
I tied them to my fender, and I drove them home somehow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it,
And I say, "There's nothin' to it,
You just stand there lookin' cute,
And when something moves, you shoot!"
And there's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a pure-bred Guernsey cow.


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