Emily: [she opened the door] N-...Nick! Nick: [jumps right off of Miley, hikes his pants up and starts to button his shirt] It isn't what it looks like- Emily: Why the fuck did you do that to Natalee?! Nick: There's no need for language- Emily: Fuck fuck fuck, yeah there is. Fuck. Nick: Alright, stop it. Emily: Me? How about YOU stop it! Nick: Stop what? I don't like Miley at all! I can explain everything! Miley: Huh? (AN: omj i just realized the "miley" is spelled just like "emily" but the E is in a different place!! lmao sorry back to the story) Emily: This is really low of you, Nick. I didn't think you were like that, I thought you were different. But now here you are, totally cheating on your girlfriend. Niiiice. Nick: You're not going to tell her, are you? Emily: No, I'm not. Because that's YOUR job. Nick: I can't tell her that! Emily: Then Miley! YOU tell her! Miley: I'd tell her in a heart beat. Of course, I might tell it a little differently than how it happened... Nick: [flips her off] Miley: [gasps] Emily: Anything you want to explain, Nick? Nick: This is how it happened. Miley told me she wanted me to take her back. I told her I didn't like her, so she tried to seduce me, and... well I guess it worked... Emily: Perv! Nick: No! I'm not! And I really hate Miley! It just happened the way it did. And I'm sorry. Emily: Don't apologize to me. Apologize to your loving girlfriend. Nick: [sighs] Miley, I can't believe you'd do that. Miley: I'd like to point out that YOU were the one on top of ME. Nick: It was all your fault though you bitch. Emily: Nick don't call her a bitch. Nick: Bitch. [walks out of the room] Kevin: Hey man whats wrong? Nick: [walks past him and wraps his arms around Natalee] Natalee: [hugs him back] Nick: I love you. Natalee: I love you too. Joe: Hey, lover boy, we have to go. Nick: Alright fine. Emily: [kisses Joe] Have fun. Joe: I always do. Steph: [kisses Kevin] Good luck. Kevin: Thanks babe. [the boys go onstage] [backstage w/ the girls] Emily: Hey, Natalee, I have to talk to you. Natalee: Whats up? Emily: Well- [Miley comes into the room] Miley: Hey Natalee guess what! Natalee: What... Miley: Nick tried to rape me! Natalee: [her mouth falls open] Emily: That isn't true! I was there, that's not what happened. At least that's what Nick said... Natalee: What is going on, you guys. Miley: Nick tried to rape me. Emily: How about you shut the hell up, Miley! Miley: Gosh you're so rude. I don't understand why Joe likes you. Emily: [slaps Miley] As I was saying. Miley was trying to get Nick back, he refused and told her he loves you, Miley tried to entice him, and it kind of worked... but you know that's just, um, natural male behavior... Natalee: [tears fill her eyes] Are you sure? Emily: Well... when I walked in, he was kissing her, and he was on top of her, his shirt was unbuttoned and his pants were falling down. Natalee: Oh my God. I have to talk to him. Emily: The intermission isn't for another half hour. Natalee: Crap. Steph: Did Nick really do that? Emily: Mm-hm. Steph: That just doesn't seem like him. Emily: I know right? Steph: Wow. Miley you should leave. I'm sure none of the boys want to see you after this. Miley: Nick is the only one who knows. Steph: But not for long. Miley: You know what, I hate you guys. All three of you. Emily: Good! Cuz we hate you too! Steph: I believe I told you to leave. Miley: I'm only going to leave if Joe tells me too. Emily: Why Joe? Miley: He's the one who invited me. Emily: He did not invite you, I was right next to him when he was on the phone with you! Miley: Whatever. I'm still not leaving until Joe says. Emily: Fine. [after a while, the boys come backstage.] Natalee: [walks up to Nick with tears in her eyes. When she doesn't know what to say, she slaps him.]