Gran puba: what, situation here dis is shaggy gand puba style Shaggy: in a dancehall style wicked, whya so versatile chu why must she treat so bad Puba:I don't know why she treat like that why must she treat so bad if it's scheming it's scheming like a demon why must she treat so bad Shaggy: why that girl treat me so bad girl why must she treat so bad Puba: hey shaggy we ain't having it, let'em know what time it is Shaggy: apple in my eye an the key to my yacht she's the only girl I desire from the start and if we get together never part but every time I talk to her she try to blow me off she keeps trying to avoid me to tell the truth girl this really annoys me but I'm the number one champion tha doberman ere on the microphone stand she says "god dam" but since I'm such a good man and all the leading ladies would love to have my hand so why u treat me like a mad man young girl why don't u get with the program why must she treat so bad I don't understand this woman at all why must she treat so bad Puba: u need to knock it off coz we ain't going for it why must she treat so bad Shaggy: u wait till that day that glorious day why must she treat so bad Shaggy: yo puba .... MJ says "something i don't know" Gran Puba: now baby listen I ain't into butt kissing if u think im going out like that, keep wishing u play hard to get then u won't get got if u keep acting up ya end up a have not every day it seems that u want to treat me bad every day it seems your maxi on a pad I treat u like a queen and u play me like peasant no matter what I do u try to make me feel unpleasant but hey it'll come back to haunt chaya never flip the script and say now i don't want cha I can change like sneakers and clothes is git it stick it, it ain't change but a plane ticket why must she treat so bad Shaggy:a wag man MJ says - "something shaggy says doesn't make sense" why must she treat so bad Puba: easy come easy go why must she treat so bad Shaggy:I don't know why I have to see ya like this why must she treat so bad Puba: say ya better take it personal Shaggy: Lover boy says yes may god bless uhhmmmmmm she uller to told me oh goodness and that's when she put me to the test and that's when I had to but the egg in the bird nest and that's how we rumble last night upon real love she stumble I'm just the same guy that she dissed and now she never passes me with out blowing a kiss yo girl your dismissed Puba: hahaha just like that then why must she treat so bad Puba: yeah yeah plain legged sexy keep on walking why must she treat so bad Shaggy: now wonder if i'll get the sharp end of the stick 'Di' thinks it is - 'now ah wonder who get da short end of the stick' !?!?! why she treat so bad Puba:that's right are u with me why must she treat so bad Puba: and that's how it goes Gran Puba: check it ain't no honey fly enough ain't no boody fat enough ain't no coody good enough to string out gran puuu so baby be true stop all the things u do before I change my mind and find some body new and now you {see/know} this is how gran puba and shaggy do mother made you mother had you mother f*ck you as we put it on like that time to represent here we go situation is we ain't having it these days so we got a let them know one time why must she treat so bad Shaggy: now what's the situation again hey why must she treat so bad Puba: get a lift why must she treat so bad Gran Puba: yeah gran puba shaggy here girls