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Motel Californie lyrics song by Cledus T. Judd

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Yeah
Alright
Way to go
Ooooooh
Ooooooooh
Wait, oh, Yeah!
oh...wait...

On a dark country highway,
in my candy-apple corvér.
A strong smell of Cletus,
need to change underwear!
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a sickening sight.
My tank near empty
and the lights 'as dim.
I reckon' I'll stop for the night.
The sign out front said vacancy
so, I punched the bell.
Dog mess everywhere I stepped.
Holy cow, Oh my God, what a smell!
Then she fired up a lantern,
and she showed me her face.
false teeth and an old fruit jar.
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Motel Californie!
Such an ugly place (such an ugly place)
filled with toxic waste.
Ain't but one room at the Motel Californie.
Man this place is weird. (man this place is weird)
Gosh I'm really scared!
The faucets were pricefestered, OH!
scorched my contact lens!
The hot said cold and the cold said hot,
A wall heater burned the hair off my shins!
My room resembled a scrapyard
from a busted up TV set.
Rain was blowin' throught my winders,
now my bed's soakin wet!
Then I called up room service,
for a cheeseburger and fries.
That thing tasted like It'd been cooked
back in 1969!
You could hear my gas exploding from far away.
Woke up the clerk in the middle of the night,
I swore I heard her say.....
Have you enjoyed your stay at the Motel Californie?
Oh, I ain't feelin well (he aint feelin well)
cause the room sure smells.
She said we give it our best at the motel Californie.
Surely you got some rest? (hope you got some rest)
Hell, I've froze to death!
Stalactites from the ceiling,
thermostat covered in ice.
Then I pray, God I long for a holiday inn,
or a Motel 6 would be nice!
Went to the old maid's chambers
for a clean change of sheets.
Somebody stabbed her with an old buck knife,
she was cold dead, yeah, desceaced! Hohoho, no!
Last thing I remember,
I busted down my room door.
feeling nauseous as my stomach churned
from the scene I just seen before.
Took some X-LAX from the night stand,
here on the toilet I sat.
As soon as I get my big butt from here,
I'm gonna call up Tom Beaudet!
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