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Peter: Holy shit, this boat is sweet Uncle Donnie
Uncle Donnie: Oh you like it, do ya?
Al: Its fuckin awesome Donnie, it must be fast as shit
Uncle Donnie: Oh fuck yeah. This fuckin boats got more balls than the
fuckin Celtics locker room.
Johnny: Yeah, but it musta cost you like 50 Gs or somethin
Uncle Donnie: One might think that but guess what it didnt cost me jack
Johnny: Whaddaya mean?
Uncle Donnie: I shtole it out of a wintah storage pahkin lot
Johnny: No fuck way
Peter: You fuckin shittin me?
Uncle Donnie: No, new paint job, change of the license, and bingo, here we
are, sunny times
Peter: Oh yeah, the sun is wicked fuckin hot. I had to stop drinkin or I
was gonna pass out
Johnny: Oh yeah, I didnt eat all day im extra fuckin buzzed
Uncle Donnie: Alright you fuckin lightweights are you gonna waterski or are
you gonna slide your fuckin tampons in?
Johnny: Alright Donnie
Al: Peter you go first, youre good at this shit
Uncle Donnie: Just jump in the fuckin water you pussy, or ill flatted this
fuckin bottle of Bacardi over your head
Peter: Alright uncle Donnie, alright
Uncle Donnie: If its fuckin cold, who gives a fuck?!
Peter: Hey, its not bad, the waters warm!
Uncle Donnie: Shithead, one ski or two?
Peter: Ill try one, what the fuck
Uncle Donnie: Ok, hotshot. Al can you fuckin take your head out of your ass
for a minute and throw him a fuckin ski?
Al: Alright, here ya go.
Johnny: Nice catch Petey!
Peter: Thanks buddy.ok its on, im ready!
Uncle Donnie: Well you need the rope dont you, you fuckin ding-a-ling!
Al: Johnny, throw him the rope
Johnny: Here ya go
Peter: Got it!
Uncle Donnie: Alright lemme straighten the fuckin rope out then its go time
Al: Good luck peter!
Johnny: Lets do it Petey!
Al: Have fun!
Johnny: You can get it!
Peter: Alright, I hope I can do this!
Uncle Donnie: Waddaya think fellas, is he gonna get up first try or is he
gonna stumble at the start gate?
Al: Oh hes getting up, definitely!
Johnny: Oh yeah, Peteys good at everything
Uncle Donnie: Oh yeah? Well cheers to the fuckin stud then. Slainte!
Al: Jesus, Donnie. What was that? like your 11th shot of rum?
Uncle Donnie: Hows this? DONT COUNT! Only a fuckin old woman counts.
Al: Ok Donnie, let go of my arm!
Uncle Donnie: Yeah thats what I thought youd say peckerhead!
Al: Donnie, the lines straight
Uncle Donnie: Alright brainiac, thanks for the info. You ready back
Peter: Yeah! Hit it!
Uncle Donnie: Hit it, alright. Hang on fellas.
Johnny: Yeah... yeah yeah yeah!! Hes up! Hes up! Hes up!
Al: Ohhh, he wiped out.
Johnny: Uncle Donnie, he wiped out. Lets go get him
Al: He let go of the rope
Uncle Donnie: He fuckin ate it?
Al: Yeah, lets go get him
Uncle Donnie: I thought he was supposed to be good at this
Al: He almost got it
Johnny: Yeah he did
Uncle Donnie: Oh my god! Look at the spaz splashin around after his ski! I
Al: Nice try Petey. You alright?
Peter: Im fine, gimme another try
Uncle Donnie: Hey, I thought you were good at this big guy
Peter: I know I know I lost my balance, ok? Ill get it this time
Uncle Donnie: Ok. Hey is your ski back on?
Peter: Oh yeah, im ready. Come on! Wooo! Lets go, Donnie!
Uncle Donnie: Easy party animal, lemme bring you the fuckin rope.
Peter: This waters awesome! This fuckin waters awesome!
Uncle Donnie: Fuck! This fuckin rope is a pain in the ass!
Al: Dont worry Donnie, take your time
Uncle Donnie: Shit! Fuck this shit! Fuck! Lemme fuckin try a little reverse
Johnny: Hey, hey Donnie, youre getting a little close to Petey.
Peter: Slow down Donnie. Hey Donnie, slow down!
Al: Donnie slow--!
Peter: OW! OH MY LEG!
Al: Cut the motor, Donnie! Cut the motor already!
Uncle Donnie: What happened?
Al: You ran over Petey! DONNIE! CUT THE FUCKIN MOTAH!
Peter: Holy fuck! My legs off my body!
Johnny: God, he lost his fuckin leg!
Uncle Donnie: What?
Johnny: Grab the rope.
Uncle Donnie: Whatd you do? Stick your leg into the motor, moron?
Peter: You ran me over, you sick fuck!
Uncle Donnie: Oh oh, hey hey, dont make this my fault. You fuckin wiped
out, not me.
Al: Who gives a shit!
Uncle Donnie: Im just sayin I didnt fuckin do this.
Al: Who gives a shit!
Johnny: Oh my god!
Uncle Donnie: What are we gonna do now?
Johnny: Waddaya mean what are we gonna do? Lets get him in the fuckin boat!
Uncle Donnie: Oh boy
Peter: Come on! Please! Help me! Come on and pick me up you fuckin drunk,
im bleedin to death!
Johnny: Just calm down Petey!
Uncle Donnie: Hes fuckin in a panic. Listen, I know what to do. A little
Al: What are you doin?
Uncle Donnie: Relax
Johnny: Oh god! Stop!
Al: Donnie stop!
Johnny: My god. Hes dead! Hes fuckin dead!
Uncle Donnie: Fuck yeah he is
Johnny: Jeezum crow, Donnie!
Uncle Donnie: Come on
Al: You killed him! You killed Petey!
Uncle Donnie: I fuckin put him out of his misery. He was gonna die anyways.
Johnny: Goddammit, Donnie!
Al: He coulda lived.
Uncle Donnie: With one leg? Petey? With one leg?
Johnny: That is fucked up!
Uncle Donnie: He couldnt have lived like that, he was an athlete! Thats
like takin away a horses cock, thats all he has.
Johnny: Fuck you, Donnie! You were wrong!
Uncle Donnie: Well thats your opinion. But uh, I dont wanna talk about it
all day, lets drink to the dead. To Petey! May he grow an even bettah, and
less hairy leg in heaven. Slainte!
Al: Oh my god Petey!
Uncle Donnie: Alright, whos next? Plenty of skiing left on this glorious
Johnny: Take us to shore, Donnie.
Uncle Donnie: And waste my day off fillin out police files? Fuck that shit!
Johnny: Fuckin Donnie!
Uncle Donnie: Lets at least enjoy the fuckin lake in its beauty, I insist.
Al, jump in. Al, jump in or ill break that stack o dimes next of yours.
Al: What the fucks happening here?
Uncle Donnie: One lap around the lake and then well go home, I promise
Johnny: Just do it Al, or he aint never gonna take us back in.
Uncle Donnie: Bingo. Come on, youll fuckin love it, its your first time,
Uncle Donnie: Oh, you dont sound too excited about it, come on youre gonna
have a blast! Get the fuck out there!
Al: Lets just get this over with!
Uncle Donnie: Come on, you fuckin nutsack, throw him the ski!
Uncle Donnie: Throw him this one right here, its wide. Good for beginners.
Johnny: Al! here! Just calm down and take the ski, its gonna be alright.
Al: What is it? Left foot front, right foot back?
Uncle Donnie: Whatevah fuckin melts ya buttah! Come on!
Al: Ok, im ready, im ready!
Uncle Donnie: Ok, lets fuckin straighten this bitch out, and then its blast
Johnny: One lap, and then were goin in.
Uncle Donnie: Oh, is that what were gonna do? Thanks for fillin me in. you
ready back there!?!?
Al: Oh god, I cant get Petey out of my head!
Uncle Donnie: Oh fuckin let it go! Listen, dont try to stand too quickly,
just lean back and let the boat pull you up!
Al: Alright. Lets do it!
Uncle Donnie: Alright then, hotshot! Here we go!!
Johnny: Yes! Hes up!
Uncle Donnie: Of course hes up! This boat is fuckin awesome!
Johnny: Way to go Al! Yeah! Yeah! Oh, hes goin outside the wake! Look at
Uncle Donnie: Hes pretty good for a fuckin novice! Lets see if he can
handle some speed!
Johnny: Whoa, he looks scared shitless, id slow down, Donnie.
Al: Slow down! Please, slow down!
Uncle Donnie: Look at fuckin Evil Knievel back there getting some fuckin
Johnny: Hes too far right, hes gonna hit the dock!
Uncle Donnie: Hell be fine, hes a fuckin natural out there.
Johnny: Oh god in heaven!
Uncle Donnie: Wow, that sounded fuckin horrific.
Johnny: I heard his kneecaps fuckin shatter from here!
Uncle Donnie: Ah, he plays hockey, im sure hes alright.
Johnny: Al! are you alright? Hes not movin, Donnie!
Uncle Donnie: Hes fakin it
Johnny: Hes not fakin it, you asshole! He just plowed into a fuckin solid
wood wall at 35 miles per hour!
Uncle Donnie: Alright, dont get all melodramatic on me you fuckin
candy-ass thumbsucker. Fuckin go help him out then.
Johnny: I will!
Uncle Donnie: Slainte!
Johnny: Al! wake up Al! wake up!
Uncle Donnie: I got a wake up call for both you mothafuckas. Its called a
little reverse action. Check it out.
Johnny: Dont do this Donnie! No!
Uncle Donnie: There ya go, fucka. Fuck you! Fuck off! I thought you were
unconscious, big Al! And I thought you were supposed to be a badass,
Johnny! He he he heWell while im here I might as well finish off this
bottle of Bacardi! Nice blowin ya, ya fuckin arseholes. Slainte! Now what?
Three dead bellyachers floatin around in the fuckin watah, and me lookin
like the Lizzy Borden of Lake Winnisquam. Oh god, here comes the fuckin
boat fuzz just my luck. What the fuck am I gonna do to look a little less
conspicuous? Ill just cut off my own fuckin arm so I kinda look like one
of these nimrods. Awww, there ya go, right throught the bone there, nice
and clean. Fuckin look at the new stump. I love it!
Officer 1: Good afternoon
Uncle Donnie: Hey officers, whats up? Hows pickerel cove goin today? They
fuckin bitin or what?
Officer 1: Whats goin on, sir? You seem to be injured.
Uncle Donnie: Oh this? I gotta tell you some fuckin psycho just cut my
fuckin hand off and made limb stew outta those three mutilated fuckers
floatin around the boat here. Hes swimming that way if you wanna fuckin
catch the bastard!
Officer 1: Sir, have you been drinking?
Uncle Donnie: I had a few chardonnays , what of it?
Officer 2: Youre gonna have to come with us.
Uncle Donnie: Oh alright, Sherlock Holmes, I killed them. But youll never
catch me cause im fastest fuckin butterfly swimmer in the fuckin world!
Lets see if your boats got any fuckin horsepower, fuckers! Geronimo!
Officer 2: What do you think we should do?
Officer 1: How about a little reverse action, buddy?
Officer 2: Man, this guy wont die
Uncle Donnie: Fuck you! Aww that one got me!
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