The Buffoon and the Valedictorian lyrics song by Adam Sandler

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"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
valedictorian."

Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are
intimidated by my high academic achievement."

Buffoon: "This movie sucks shit!"

Valedictorian: "Well, Ebel gave it thumbs up, but Ciscel thought it was too
preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly."

Buffoon: "Cathleen Turner has big fuckin' tits!"

Valedictorian: "Yes, well, she recently had a child. I think her maternal
biology may play a role in that. She looks fabulous for a woman her age,
doesn't she?"

Buffoon: "I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'
head off."

Valedictorian: "Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for
male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their maturing
process."

Buffoon: "That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody
head."

Valedictorian: "Well, I guess she's strong for attention and she feels
promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."

[Buffoon eating popcorn]
Buffoon: "This popcorn's fuckin' terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed
all over it."
[Buffoon continues to eat popcorn]

Valedictorian: "Well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
disturbing. Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by the
monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."

Buffoon: "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fuckin'
mind!"

Valedictorian: "It's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and unusual
because you don't see them on a day to day basis.

Buffoon: "My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"

Valedictorian: "It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's. I wonder whether it is a function of the food
digested or that person's internal metabolism."

Buffoon: "I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
[Gets out of the car]

Valedictorian: "Well, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
conclusion."
[Buffoon walking away]
"I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
rondevue."

Buffoon: "I like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"

Valedictorian: "Bye bye! Have fun."
[Buffoon continues to walk away]


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